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I Want To Be
Your President!

Brian Schwartz — Independent 2028
No party. Just ideas.
Founder, I Want To Mow Your Lawn
April 1, 2026 (learn more)
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The "Why Not?" Platform

A collection of ideas that might sound a little ridiculous at first… until you think about them.
"Solutions, Not Problems."
The guiding principle of every idea on this page
"Sometimes the best way to start a serious conversation is with an idea that sounds a little unrealistic."
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The Flagship Idea

A Wireless America

A Wireless America — visual concept showing a neighborhood free of utility poles and overhead wires
The Problem

The United States has an estimated ~180 million utility poles. They carry power lines, telephone lines, and cable infrastructure. They also clutter neighborhoods, break during storms, and represent outdated infrastructure.

The Idea

Over time — not overnight — transition toward satellite internet, wireless mesh networks, and selective underground utilities.

A country with no overhead wires. Cleaner skylines. More resilient infrastructure. A wireless country.

The Hidden Opportunities

If poles are phased out gradually… what do we do with them? Repurpose them.

🏗️Structural materials for housing
🛝Playground & park builds
🎨Public art installations
🌿Habitat restoration
🏠Emergency shelters
🛏️Transitional housing
Yesterday's infrastructure becomes tomorrow's foundation.
The Crisis

On a single night in 2024, an estimated ~770,000 people experienced homelessness in the United States — a record high. Shelters are at capacity. Waitlists stretch for months. Meanwhile, raw materials sit in plain sight.

The Hidden Opportunity

A single utility pole yields enough treated lumber for framing, roofing supports, and structural walls of small shelters. With ~180 million poles across the country, even repurposing a fraction could produce materials for hundreds of thousands of emergency shelters and transitional housing units — at a fraction of the cost of new construction.

~770,000 unhoused Americans
There are roughly 180 million utility poles in the U.S. If just 1% were repurposed, that's 1.8 million poles — enough raw material for significant shelter construction nationwide.

Reality Check (On Purpose)

This is not a "rip them out tomorrow" plan. It's a multi-decade modernization conversation: start in dense urban zones, launch pilot programs, incentivize upgrades, and let innovation lead.

~20–25 poles per small home
If even a fraction of ~180 million poles were repurposed, the potential for millions of small housing units emerges over time — not as a single solution, but as part of a broader mix of ideas.
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The Family Stability Plan

Making Childcare More Affordable Through Local Tax Relief

Helping parents work, helping families breathe.

The Problem

For many working families, childcare costs feel as heavy as a second mortgage. At the same time, local communities already collect property taxes to support essential quality-of-life services — while childcare providers often operate on tight margins and families are left scrambling.

The Idea

Give states and local communities a new option: allow a modest, defined portion of local tax revenue — paired with state and federal support — to help fund childcare assistance for working families.

This would not replace the existing childcare system. It would strengthen it.

👨‍👩‍👧Help working families stay afloat
🏢Support childcare providers & stabilize supply
💙Reduce household stress & improve family stability
📈Strengthen local economies by keeping parents in the workforce

Why It Works

This is not about creating a giant new federal bureaucracy. It's about making it easier for communities to use existing public funding tools more flexibly — with guardrails, local control, and a path to national adoption.

A Realistic National Rollout

Phase 1 — Local Pilot Option

Cities, counties, or school districts could opt into a voter-approved or legislatively approved childcare support fund tied to local revenue.

Phase 2 — State Matching Support

States could match local contributions to expand childcare vouchers or direct provider support.

Phase 3 — Federal Incentive

The federal government would not nationalize property taxes. Instead, it could create incentives, grants, or matching funds for states that adopt family-stability childcare models.

Phase 4 — Standardized Playbook

Create a national framework so families in different states can understand eligibility, providers can participate more easily, and local governments can replicate what works.

This is not a federal takeover.
It's a flexible, locally driven model with a national path to scale. It doesn't reinvent the wheel — it makes the system work better for families.
Strong families. Stable childcare. Smarter local support.
Pet Care Flex Option

Childcare comes first — but for many households, pet care is also part of keeping work and life manageable. A connected local option could explore limited support or partnerships for dog daycare and daytime pet care, helping reduce stress for working families while supporting local providers.

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The Lawn Care Security Program

Subsidized Landscaping Services

The Problem

Many seniors, veterans, and low-income homeowners struggle with property upkeep. Meanwhile, local landscapers need steady work.

The Idea

Allow portions of existing assistance programs to subsidize landscaping services.

🏠Helps people stay home longer
🏘️Safer neighborhoods
🛠️Supports small businesses
🤝Preserves dignity
Sometimes independence comes down to something simple — like a maintained yard.
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National Pollinator Month

May: A Reset for Nature

The Idea

Create a voluntary national program: for the month of May, eligible landscaping businesses receive a ~$20,000 incentive if they avoid gas-powered equipment, reduce mowing frequency, and allow natural growth cycles.

Why May? It's critical for pollinators, early blooms, and ecosystem recovery.

🌬️Cleaner air
🐝Healthier bee populations
💵Paid recovery for landscapers
📢Public awareness
A small national pause — for something bigger.
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Front Yard Fellowship Program

Monthly Neighborhood Gatherings

The Idea

Encourage monthly neighborhood gatherings supported by small grants. Shared meals, volunteer days, yard projects, tool sharing.

Stronger neighborhoods lead to safer communities, less isolation, and more local support systems.

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National Skill Swap Network

Exchange Skills, Not Just Money

The Problem

Millions of people have useful skills — but no simple way to share them locally.

The Idea

A nationwide platform where people can exchange skills: lawn care help, tutoring, repairs, lessons.

Less reliance on money. More reliance on community.

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One Hour for Your Block

One Hour Per Month

Every American gives 1 hour per month
To improve their immediate surroundings.

Pick up litter. Help a neighbor. Fix something small. Plant something.

No bureaucracy. No red tape. Just participation.

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Additional "Why Not?" Ideas
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National Tool Libraries

Borrow tools like books.

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The Fix-It Tax Credit

Incentivize repairing instead of replacing.

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Sidewalk Nation

A long-term push for walkability, accessibility, and safer streets.

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The Empty Parking Lot Project

Transform unused retail lots into housing, green space, and community hubs.

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What This Is (And What It Isn't)

This is

A conversation starter. A collection of practical ideas. A nonpartisan perspective. A focus on real-world impact.

This is not

A political attack. A partisan platform. An overnight plan.

Because good ideas often start as "That sounds crazy…" followed by "…but what if?"
A Note from the Founder

I started I Want To Mow Your Lawn with a simple goal: help neighbors who needed it.

No big plan. No roadmap. Just action.

This page is built on the same idea. Start small. Think bigger. Stay grounded.

Today: Thousands of volunteers · Nationwide reach · Real people helping real people

Want to Know More?

I Want To Mow Your Lawn is a registered 501(c)(3) non-profit inspiring unity one yard at a time. Here's how to get involved:

America doesn't need perfect ideas. It needs thoughtful ones. Practical ones. Human ones.

And sometimes, the best way to find them is to ask:

"Why not?"
🤣 April Fools' Day Disclaimer

Yes — this is an April Fools' page. Brian is not running for president. He is not particularly well-versed in politics and generally tries to stay out of it due to the division it creates.

I Want To Mow Your Lawn is a non-profit organization that inspires unity — across the street, across municipalities, across state lines, and even across borders. We reach across the aisle in every way we can.

It is our hope that you found a little laugh — but also a little inspiration. Maybe one of these far-out-but-not-too-unrealistic ideas will stick. After all… why not?

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